DP Ameristar is proud to announce its new newest venture catering financial education and services at non-professional investors.
Introducing DP Ameribro. Our advanced search tools allow commonly misused term like “what’s up with my shit?” into searches for past, present and projected future earnings on your portfolio.
Fed up with complicated ratios and statistics? Our proprietary rating of bro points takes the suck out of success! Equities are easily rated on a three point scale of “WTF” to “Meh” to “Fuckin’ Sweet”. Additionally, we have partnered with some of the largest financial services companies to define “bro-specific” sectors and industries including Workout Accessories, High Proof Alcohol Products , Kanye West Related Consumer Items and Ringtones.
Live like a bro, Trade like a pro.
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